Cowboys and Pirates

This is my conversation with my mommy and daddy
Me: I want to go to the real desert.
Mommy: JJ, we live in the real desert.
Me: No, we don't. I don't see any cowboys.
Mommy: JJ, we have cowboys.
Me: Just because someone wears an eye patch doesn't mean that they are a pirate.

Jesus Loves Me

Mommy was secretly watching me while I was in my room singing Jesus Loves Me. At the end of the video I caught mommy. It was funny.

The Ant Sword

My conversation with GG about ants, ant swords, and God.

Conversation about God

My conversation with GG about God and other things. 

Diet Pepsi & Weight Loss

I had a Diet Pepsi that I was drinking that I stole from my GG (my Grandma, shhh, don't tell her I said that word.) while she wasn't looking, when she turned around in her seat and saw me drinking it. This is the conversation.
GG: Why are you drinking my Diet Pepsi?
Me: I want to loose weight.
    (I look at my arms and tummy)
    See, I loose weight GG.

Worshiping Jesus

Me: Flies like me a lot.
Mommy: Do they worship you?
Me: No
Mommy: Do you worship anyone?
Me: Um, no.
Mommy: What about Jesus?
Me: Um, no. I've never seen or felt Jesus before.
Mommy: JJ, do you know what worship means?
Me: No
Mommy: (Mommy tries to explain to me what worship is, it a really long drawn out explanation. After which she tells me) Actually JJ, you can feel Jesus. Have you ever felt a weird happy feeling at church when we are singing about Jesus?
Me: Um, sometimes. But when I do, I just move to a different seat.

Welcome!

Hello and welcome to JJ's blog. My mommy and daddy have decided to create a blog for me in order to have a journal of all of my thoughts and wondering's. Let me tell you a little bit about myself. I am Jason Jr. but most people call me JJ. I am four years old and I 100% boy. I was just recently diagnosed with ADHD so my mind is always spinning with random thoughts. Some of the things I enjoy are: monster jam, cars, superheros (Spiderman is my favorite), Veggie Tales, playing,  and I love Jesus. There is not a day that doesn't go by where I do not say or act out something silly or just plain out there. Please sit back and enjoy what I have to say.